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Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
by Michael C. February 11, 2022
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Person vs human law

This is a law to prefer to types of beings

Person this is someone with rights the groups for this are
1. The born
2. Gay people
3. People of color
4. Women
Human this is someone that has no rights the groups for this are
1. Unborn

2. Straight people

3. What people
4.men
This law was created in 2017 in the usa
President : the USA will make a in law

The lawyer : you might not feel good about it but it's is called person vs human law this law my ruin your reputation
by 459395 February 12, 2022
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Human resurrection

Killing off someones spirit, by way of the purest most group wide hatred you can find, gather and negotiate.. and making them want to die, while watching them rise above every ounce and shred of hate ALL on their OWN... with NO help, NO love... and, against ALL odds. While the world acts like they hated owes them something, when ACTUALLY the world owes them ONLY the same amount of love equal to the hate... only the hated is strong enough NOT to need it. #Brooklyn.
Brooklyn STILL had your back, when NOBODY else did.. even after real live human resurrection was pursued”.
by MomBrooke September 6, 2021
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Human Helicoil

When a womans vagina is too sloppy and worn out so instead of getting surgery ya just shove a boneless ham in her and cut a new hole.
I was gonna fuck that cougar the other night but she was too sloppy and I didn't have a boneless ham for a human helicoil
by #Fmlfdd September 8, 2021
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Artificial Human Scum

Artificial Human Scum aka Artificial Human Spam (AHS) for short or a proposed classification for the billions of those who have had their brains taken over by a god-awful machine.
In the obesity and etiquette stakes, AHS, for their Eurotrash ways, can be identified by a middle-class non-AHS coming a mile away.
You can't put a floor on Artificial Human Scum behaviour, Jonathan. They're programmed to stoop to new lows.
by Forensic Top Ice September 19, 2021
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human gravy

gravy made of kid batter :D
"Aye yo aye girl swallow my human gravy bihhhh"
by k1l3il September 30, 2021
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Human

Homo sapien from the womb into the grave
I gave birth to my first human yesterday!
by Itchy Ankles September 30, 2021
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