fake ailyn

Fake Ailyn means that she can be really nice once you meet her, but in reality, she is a fake ass bitch. She is the new pretty girl, and you want to be friends with her. You tell her everything that's going on in your life whether it's sad, or happy, and she can tell everyone in your school after. Oh! She also likes to steal everyone's boyfriend and not tell you about it, until you find out (which hits you emotionally hard.)

You: Hey girl! OMG let me tell you about my new boyfriend. He's so hot and so loving.
Fake Ailyn's (Thoughts in mind): Yesss! I'm about to play him.
Fake Ailyn: Oh for reals? Damn girl you got yourself a good one!

fake ailyn by 21_Savage_queen October 22, 2017

Fake News 

It USED to mean news that wasn’t real, a completely false narrative.

But today that definition has been twisted into a new definition:

‘Fake News’ - news or statements that don’t paint the picture of YOU in a good light or that don’t measure up to a particular self-image.
It does not refer to News that isn’t true or a lie specifically although it may or may not include truthfulness.

It has been used as a standard attack-phrase against any person or agency that speaks or writes about any matter or event, truth or not, that does not measure up to a person’s desired projected self image. Rather than confronting the conversation, a person will dismiss it with the phrase of ‘Fake News’ and immediately pivot to another topic in order to remove the glaring lights of an unflattering introspection of his actions.

It should not be substituted for the word ‘lie’, although it appears to be currently used as a euphemism for ‘lies’ but in fact it may be hiding actual truths and not lies.

So before getting into a conversation with a person who likes to use that phrase, the definition of that term should be clarified at the beginning so that it may not be used as a cloak to hide behind.

"Wow, so many Fake News stories today. No matter what I do or say, they will not write or speak truth. The Fake News Media is out of control!" - (an actual tweet)

Fake News by WebLadyKim April 20, 2018

fake friend

A person who was never really your friend and was just using you the whole time.

Emma: Jaylen is not my friend because I’m not Tatiana’s friend. Aaliyah: I always knew that she was a fake friend

fake friend by LiT NaNA December 2, 2017

fake vomit 

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

fake vomit by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

Fake 

The definition of fake is the person that is rude and very mean to you and them wants to be all nice to you when they want to be.

bro jayden is so fake -Ivelis

Fake by Urgirl156 May 5, 2018

Fake News 

i) a declaration or response to a true statement or factual article which one finds unflattering, incriminating or is something they didn’t want you to know

The the reeports that I cant spel eazy werds are FAKE NEWS folks.

I’ve never met Putin. Don’t know the man. Anyone that says otherwise is spreading fake news.

Fake News by Merriamm Webster May 14, 2018

Fake 

Someone who talks shit about somebody one minute and then act as if they are best friends the next. Someone that is only there for you during the good times but never the bad times. One second they’re your best friend the next thing yk they’re posting subs about you in their finsta.

Jordan I thought you were gonna cut her off why tf are you still talking to her, youre fake as hell

Fake by Vanessa Martin May 19, 2018