toad's dad 

this guy claims to love his wife but he always rapes his sons brian and stinky not joe though b/c he is cool. he makes brain suck his cock while stinky eats out his asshole... his wife likes the pussy as well

why is toad's dad a son fucking wierdo

toad's dad by kinger splash February 6, 2005

step dad 

What kids call the man their divorced mother remarried. See: Step Father Or asshole
He is a complete jerkoff and abuses his power over his step children.
They are usually calling their wife "baby" or anything stupid along those lines.

Person A: B, can you come over my house today?

Person B: Naw, the asshole thought it would be nice to groud me this summer for not doing one of my chores.

step dad by Stabby91 July 7, 2005

hero dad 

hero dads are those guys at the outdoor rink that try way too hard or when u steal the puck from thier kid they come and hack u in the ankle. maybe take the occasional slapper

bob: how was the rink
joe: pretty good, had some dangles except this fuckin hero dad kept hittin me

hero dad by skatesss January 11, 2007

corys dad 

a sick middle-aged man with glasses who masturbates in public (usually to animal sex)

guy 1: oh my fucking god! what's that guy doing?
guy 2: oh thats just corys dad. what a freak...

corys dad by JWB` April 7, 2009

vape dad 

Vape dad is a vape enthusiast, typically a divorced gen X-er with kids who hate him.It is versatile term, but all tend to lack self awareness and the funds required to fuel their newly found passion in e juices and the latest coil technology. He believes that vaping keeps him in touch with the culture of his offspring, but is seen as an embarrassment by their generation and really, just about anyone else who doesn't vape. Ridiculed by all but he, it is the only counterculture that we all can agree needs to fade out faster than those damned fruity clouds.

"Vapedad, please pick up the cigars pipes, and cigarettes and put down those gay cloud machines you rip on in your piece of shit convertible"
"Pops has been a total vape dad since he got out of rehab. He replaced his crack pipe with a vaporizer. I have to say, I liked him better before."
"Whenever Vape Dad gives me rides to school, I go in smelling like latte, fruitloops, or whatever E- juice he bought on his E-harmony date to at Artistian Vapes. It is terrible."

vape dad by DayOfTheDad December 2, 2016

Dragon dad 

Proud Father of an LGBT child

The pride parade was supported by hundreds of Dragon Dads.

Dragon dad by Girldad March 12, 2020

Ur dad 

Ur mom

Ur mom is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Ur dad is wait a minute u got no dad.
He left for milk but never came back. cry about it.😢

Ur dad by Ur dad who got no milk April 30, 2022