Urban Dictionary 

The online, user-made dictionary which has mostly definitions for sex.

UwU

I went onto urban dictionary and found many pleasuring definitions for and stories about sex

Urban Dictionary by Candinator April 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

i am a website that you shouldnt trust when you are searching for the meaning of a word. I once said the to be 'Natsukied' is to be beaten by your dad and also anyone can upload something! Have a nice day! :)

Teacher: Alright Children who know what 'Do you know da dae means?
Timmy: It means to spit on da Queen!
Teacher: Where did you get that from Timmy?
Timmy:Urban Dictionary!
Teacher: Why did i choose this job...

Urban Dictionary by I am a MadLad. April 4, 2019

Urban dictionary 

The website your using right now.

Liam: hey, Sam! Come check out my urban dictionary!
Sam: your posts are messed up, dude! Why did they allow you to publish that?

Urban dictionary by Ven1s April 6, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Are you fucking stupid.

Chad: they must be if they are looking up urban dictionary on urban dictionary

Why are you even looking up urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary by Hollzasaurus April 11, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.

Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"

Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"

Urban Dictionary by ThatOneFriend33 April 12, 2019

Urban dictionary 

A site where you go to realize the demographic is between the ages of 11 -24

"I am sure that he learnt all his slang from Urban dictionary to flex."

Urban dictionary by Leigh Bowery April 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Urban Dictionary is a website that accepts definitions for words. Only, they never take any of the good ones and always send me rejection letters. I am hurt.

Person 1: omg did your definition get accepted on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: no, they emailed me and told me it sucked

Urban Dictionary by Hannerrrrrr April 16, 2019