Dad

Something you don’t have

Your friend: Hi where is your dad

You: What’s that ?

by Ihaveadad April 23, 2022

no dad

when your dad leaves you for milk and doesn’t return

teacher: it’s bring your dad too school day
joe: i have no dad, he left

by random_noodle342 April 28, 2021

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

Dad

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk

Ur dad is getting milk

by Ben farran November 18, 2019

Sean's Dad

A man so fucking hot that you would immediately start cumming as soon as you hear the slightest mention of his name. His favorite position is taking backshots.

John: "You wanna know what's wet and sticky?"
Sean: "I swear to fucking God if you say my dad."
John" Yeah, it's Sean's Dad."

by Jonnieboy57 May 12, 2024

She-Dad

A father who has transitioned into a mother, after having kids.

Caitlyn is a great She-Dad to Kylie.

by Mc577 September 11, 2020

Your Dad

A "Your Mom" type insult typically used referring to someone's father going to get milk and never coming back.

Your dad is my favorite fictional character. He's fictional because he went to get milk 7 years ago and hasn't come back.

by KitTheDimwit February 2, 2022