candy corn

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.

person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!

by elsqued November 1, 2024

Cob Corning

Masturbating with poop in your hand.

I got bored last night, so I spent some time cob corning.

by anonymous November 30, 2024

Corn

A slang term for pornography

"I told you to cut down on the corn, Timmy!"

by Tiwaralow December 4, 2024

Corn Dog Blue

Act of masterbation in public typically in an airplane or in a restaurant such as Texas Road House.

I can't believe Dennis pulled a Corn Dog Blue at Texas Road House this Sunday!

by The Poopers December 8, 2024

Corn puff

A white farmer

Puto ass corn puff

by Zoltantherockandrolldestroyer December 20, 2024

Corn dogging

When you stick a chop stick in your penis hole and the penis shaft is used as the hot dog and the foreskin is the breading and then a girl bites on to your penis.

Sara: said can I eat your corn dog

David: said yes let me get it nice and warm

David: gives her the corn dog

Sara: enjoyed the corn dogging

by Comeonnnn January 6, 2025

Corn-tard

An individual who relies on corn for primary vegetable intake. More often these individuals are obese Caucasians, reining from the Midwest, who prefer shopping at Wal-Mart while wearing crocs, or toe exposing sandles.

Expand your diet, you're turning into an American corn-tard.

by Cornsonthehouse June 27, 2025