Two Cheek Tango

When a person, whilst alone in a public restroom, upon completion of the act of defecation, discovers that there is insufficient toilet paper to finish "wiping", and said person must pinch their buttocks together, hike their pants mostly up, and quickly hop to another stall so they may finish their "wiping" endeavour.

Todd, after eating a large bean burrito, discovers that he has run out of toilet paper. After his calls for help go unheaded, Todd has to "two cheek tango" to the neighbouring stall.

by Ezekiel Stone May 31, 2010

Purple cheek

When you slap a girls ass so hard that it bruises, or a guys... If your into that stuff.

Guy 1: "Yo dude, go give that bitch a purple cheek!"
Guy 2: "nah man last time I gave her one she couldn't sit for a week."

by Call me Caitlyan May 31, 2016

Vagina Cheek

The soft, fleshy skin located on the exterior of the vagina.

"Yo Will, when you shagged Harry, did you pull out and cum on her vagina cheek?"

by Tommy K Lah June 12, 2008

The Cheek

The act of giving it to a girl doggie style, pulling out, busting a load on her back, and having her turn around, swipe some cum with her hand, put it in her mouth, and swallow it.

I met this girl that is joining the peace corp at the bar last night. It was awesome. I took her back to my house and and gave her The Cheek on my roomate's bed.

by Alphonso432 April 18, 2008

Butt-cheek Buffet

This is a place where a gay male will go to look for new meat.

I can't wait until I go to the butt-cheek buffet today after work. I need some fresh meat.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

left cheek sneak

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.

"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"

by Elektra May 6, 2006

eat her cheek

1. An term used to express the desire to eat the cheek of an attractive female. Used mostly to describe a female with a pretty or cute face. "Cheek" can refer to the buttocks, but normally refers to the cheek of the mouth.

2. A somewhat kinky expression similar to pee in her butt.

p1: That girl is really cute
p2: Yeah I'd eat her cheek

by cripple108 November 10, 2009