similar to a '
breast', but covered in tentacles; hence
the compound word 'breastacle'
most notable for the fact that when you grab
one, it can grab you right back.
'Time to cop me a feel of that there breastacle'
*grabs breastacle, in the belief it
will somehow endear the female to him*
'Oh
motherFUCKER. It just grabbed me back! It's at times like these that i reflect upon the terms
IRONIC and COMEUPPANCE.'