ass roast

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009

donkey ass

Canadian grade AAA baloney from the ass of a donkey.

Hey, Gino don't buy the mortadella. The Canadian AAA donkey ass baloney is the best.

by Alias albino pygmy January 19, 2017

Ass numage

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.

Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!

by Whodajung May 16, 2018

Ass sweater

A sweater a woman ties around her waist to hide her ass while jogging, walking or exercising. While most of these women have good figures from their exercise, they are likely self-conscious of others staring at their ass.

"Wow--check out the tight body on that jogger!"

"Yeah...it's too bad she's wearing an ass sweater."

by Trashy Freeman June 2, 2009

ass moratorium

a defined period of time when your sexual partner puts the kibosh on the back door...

I'm placing an ass moratorium as a result of last night's activity...

by ncbro4 September 18, 2009

Ass Dive

When a man stand on a diving board, jumps, and the sticks his peniss into a womans asshole. This is painful and difficult

"that was a vey hard "Ass Dive"."

by ImSoF***d June 5, 2009

Ass elf

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004