chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else

Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood

by Marystales January 30, 2021

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

Otto wood

some awesome guy at a waterpark who plays drums

person: omg is that otto wood
me: AAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022

timothy wood jr

The only name that if you are white and named Timothy Wood Jr you are born automatically with a N Word pass for life

Timothy Wood Jr is the only cracker that I know that can say nigga cause he is actually black

by Definitions 106 May 11, 2019

spencer wood

The greatest gut you will ever meet, he is caring and sweet, he loves computers and summer runs in the park, he will never leave you. Don't break his heart if you date him. He doesn't like the cold but loves to ski

Spencer Wood is so nice

by #MY_LIFE November 9, 2017

wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.

Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.

by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023