broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke

Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..

by washington carter the 50000th October 8, 2013

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tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

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Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.

Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!

by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021

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A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.

Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving

by anonymous December 6, 2024

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Turkey

A Turkey is basically a food right?

but where i’m from we use the word turkey for a Thot or a bitch who go around sucking other niggas dick

in baltimore that’s what we call turkeys

Me: Bruh i met this bitch she was a turkey
friend: damn bro i hate those type of bitches

by WoahWhoDat? August 25, 2019

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