OCTOBER 9

National bug day where you love a bug

it's October 9th let's go help some bugs

by Imma fag September 14, 2021

The 9

Referring to a weapon using 9mm ammunition.

“Hey wanna go shoot the 9 later?”

by Mmmmmmph July 30, 2021

November 9

November 9th can be the birthday of two kinds of people. The girls vs the boys born on this day.

The Girls can be wonderful, beautiful, kind and funny. People love the girls.

The Boys are rude, manipulative, toxic, and altogether not good people. People think they love the boys born on this day but they are wrong. Those people just fell into their trap.

Its because Scorpio men are the worst.

Person 1: Hey guys, when is ur birthdays?

Boy: November 9th

Girl: Same

Person 1: OH thats probably why I love the girl so much but I don't really get good vibes from this guy.

by averynicecanadianthatisntnasty August 1, 2021

August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

9/11

I once heard a comic (Red Scott) ask a bartender for a 9/11.
The bartender looked quizzically at him for a second and asked, "Pardon Me?"
"Yeah, a 9/11" he answred. " It's A Manhatten and 2 Kamikazes"

I feel like destroying tonight, gimme a 9/11

by Sabathia sorin February 24, 2022

9"

What a girl describes to her friends about a guys dick when she liked her sex with the man | Usually an overstatement

OMG! i loved riding his dick! He was a 9"

by YourFriendlySexEdTeacher February 28, 2022

Armaments Chapter 2:9-21

“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and- Skip a bit me liege And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'”

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"
"Armaments Chapter 2:9-21"
Recite verses
"Ok, here we go"
"1! 2! 5!"
"Three Sir"
"3!"

by ﾠ February 28, 2022