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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
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right on dick

this means ok but in a cornish way
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bob: where you to dick
ed; aldi shag
bob: right on dick
by cornishkid July 1, 2022
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Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022
mugGet the Dry Dick Decembermug.

Dick

My dick is so big you won't be able to fit it in you're tiny mouth.
by BootyPounder69420 August 11, 2019
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dick

thing that dangles beetween your legs can be big or small. in the example below its small
hey jacob. your dick is tiny. i know. LOL
by totaly not Alexis March 22, 2022
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Dick catfishing

Dick catfishing is when a dude sends you pictures of a dick that’s not really his or stuffs something in between his balls and dick then puts underwear on so you can see a bulge hence making his genitalia look bigger then it actually is.
I finally meet with Kaivon last night and,he totally dick catfished me so I just got dressed and left. This guy is definitely dick catfishing people with that photo, his dick is just NOT THAT BIG.
by Lexi loveless January 30, 2022
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Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch
Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick
by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021
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