A Dirty Haddie is when you have sex with a boy, and you stick a marker up his butt, then draw on his face with the marker sticking out of your vagina while watching porn.
by DA BOYIIIZZ March 09, 2022
by Peggythepirate November 12, 2021
I recovered from Covid-19 from Sturgis 2020, but got a breakthrough case at Sturgis 2021 from another Dumb Dirty Biker.
Having intercourse with someone with the initials R, P or J in such close proximity to your bestfriends sleeping arrangements that they cannot avoid hearing her moans and his whimpers and subsequently masturbate to it
by Orgyfucklove May 22, 2023
When a big black guy fucks you relentlessly
by Unintended preference November 21, 2021
by CleorTheMermaid January 19, 2022
Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 30, 2014