National dick grab day

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!

Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.

by Ustania April 11, 2019

Dick munch

Ex.1 When you wanna ask if someone sucks dick, but wanna be funny.

Ex.2 When someone is an absolute Dickie Cheese.

Yo herald is a dick munch.

by Mega dicker March 1, 2019

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Chigga Dick

Genitalia of an Asian male that is significantly larger than the typical stereotype.

Jeff is Korean but his package down there isn't your typical Asian package, he's got a chigga dick.

by Chi$$a March 18, 2025

dick

you nigga why you looking at my dick

dad give me your dick

by 3urqrupo December 12, 2022

Dick

Something you don’t have

Person 1: oh look at his nonexistent dick

Person 2:😲

by Bill bye your moms a guy October 22, 2019

Whos Dick

A game developed by a drug addict; random, vulgar, shock value that can only be taken as childish humor and appears to state the users brain underdevelopment. Essentially a shitty copy of The Game, the very sound of it causes continuous cringe which requires a few days to recover from.

A group yelled "Whos dick" from their car as they drove past some people on a porch. They looked at each other and asked "What the fuck was that dumb shit?" to which someone replied "Junkies"

by SurroundedByIdiotsIn716 July 9, 2021