Dirty Kermit

The act of fisting one's asshole with your fingers puckered like you're about to make them talk like a Muppet puppet.

Bonus points if you're a ventriloquist!
One night, me and 4 other people were butt naked in a hot Tub and this chick starts begging me to give her the ol' dirty kermit.
by Shutupbevis November 07, 2023
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dirty gillard

The smelliest wettest meanest far you’ve ever smelled. It’s so awful that it clears the room in .1 seconds. If you smell it you could quite possibly lose your scent. Usually the fart comes from aggressive anal pegging that causes extreme gasses to build up filling the anus and turning to liquid before escaping the asshole.
What in the world just happened?!?

My bad guys I pulled a Dirty Gillard.

You got pegged bro?!?
by mommydaddyohyeah March 08, 2023
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Dirty Hanifa

Dirty Hanifa

A Dirty Hanifa involves shooting jizz on the upper lip spreading pubes on it until they have a sweet moustache then shaving that bitch clean off with a solid turkey slap with a limp floppy dong.
Later on I’m going I’ll give you a Dirty Hanifa
by Jumbo jones April 15, 2020
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Dirty Trai

When a girls mouth is too small so the just jerks the guy off into her mouth
"She gave me a Dirty Trai last night"
by Mr.YeeHaw January 21, 2024
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Dirty 5hm00p

An act in which a kick is used to eject an eyeball from an opponent in a fight before a group of men forcibly penetrate the vacant ocular cavity with foreign objects.
He just dirty 5hm00ped that stabber over there!
by Ca$hM30usside December 09, 2021
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Dirty Alden

When you shove your cat inside your asshole to clean out all the extra shit inside of you
A dirty alden really gets the job done. you should try it
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dirty crypto

When an asian decides to hack into a large business involved with both blood sports, human trafficking or money and uses that to hire as many red haired woman as physically possible.
My mate Joe is really into a dirty crypto, he does it every weekend.
by Michileinwe-men May 17, 2022
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