International munch day

Celebrated the 3rd Friday of every month, it is a day looked forward to by many and forgotten by little. We honor those who are proud to be munch’s and have to commit at least 2 acts of munching.

Eric, did you notice international munch day is on Friday!! Get your tongue ready!!!

by RotcCadet420 March 19, 2023

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day

by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019

Totally Joyful Day

Dog whistle for total jeet death. Jeet is referring to indians

Guy 1: I want a totally joyful day!
Guy 2: Me too, man!

by dankm3m3rzz November 29, 2025

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

Kissing Day

You have to Kiss someone (anyone) on Jan 4

Girl:Hey today is kissing day..
Boy: oh so you wanna kiss..?
Girl:yeah sure..!

by Yoyoyo!blowmeoutdaddy January 4, 2021

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021