chickle dick

chick•le | \ ‘chi-kǝl \ -noun-

A dangerous condition in which a guy’s dick is no longer satisfying enough for his girlfriend during sex. This condition is the result of the female partner’s excessive use of over-stimulating sex toys.

Female: “Ever since I started using the brand new 12-speed Cock-n’-Hammer-Pussy-Rammer-9000 that I got from the office secret Santa party, Ezequiel’s chickle dick just doesn’t satisfy me anymore. I think I’m going to break up with him.”

Male: “Don’t ever let your girl start using vibrating dildos, you might get that chickle dick.”

by TickleMeHarder April 15, 2021

dick

it’s very large

my friends sucks dick

by jojo swia the 24th September 5, 2022

Dick Knuckle

Someone who thinks they are nonchalant and thinks that they are humorous and have W rizz, but in reality they're just a loser.

Girl: That girl over there thinks she's so nonchalant, but she's such a dick knuckle.

by yustank February 5, 2025

dick

The guy that sells athletic stuff

I wonder how many sporting goods dick has?

by Just an irrelevant dumbass May 31, 2023

Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia

Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.

by Jacktplier March 26, 2024

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to enjoy everyday, but need once in awhile

It's fun to enjoy a vacation dick when you don't have your normal boyfriend dick

by Meatbizal June 16, 2016