Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.

Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"

by Siknik July 1, 2012

Dick flood

When guys send you a Flood of dick pics.

Uninvited and unsolicited.

"Oh my God. Did you hear about Twanna? She got a divorce because of a dick flood. Her husband thought she was cheating."

by Meme Mourey April 24, 2018

Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!

Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!

by Today me May 22, 2022

Dick rider

Used to describe a teacher's pet. Someone who gets special treatment (from a teacher for example) and does things to please people sometimes.

That girl is such a dick-rider. She acts like a teacher's pet.

Dick rider people

by cecehelps.org January 15, 2024

dick

long or small organ of the male body. and in the example below it would be very small

your dick is tiny jacob.

by totaly not Alexis March 21, 2022

dick bandit

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.

Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.

by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021

nic dick

biohazard semen due to a nasty ass nic addiction. tastes like battery acid and will give u bv.

his shit was foul ik he got nic dick

by h3rb June 10, 2022