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Reset Dick

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.
P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."
by ZXS February 7, 2021
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National suck dick day

is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤
by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022
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Suck a dick

An insult used to go tell someone that they suck.

Person 1: HAHA! My grades are ten times higher than your IQ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Aw, fuck you, go SUCK A DICK.
Person 1: *Dies from cringe
If you keep on thinking your insults are good when they're really not, you should go suck a dick.
by sadfasdfasdfsadfasdf June 13, 2022
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slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"
Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!
by Rag2123 December 2, 2024
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National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!
"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday
by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023
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No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.
Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December
by Autism anus November 6, 2020
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nice dick

A person who acts nice but also has passive aggressiveness
I like that dress! No offense though but my grandma can shop better than you :D”
“What a nice dick”
by John Trovolani January 12, 2023
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