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dick

dude i’m depressed
want some dick?
but we are both guys..
exactly 😩
by chkoe June 28, 2021
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two dicks

a person who actually exists.
the chicks are crazy about two dicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019
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dick

by dickerstan March 9, 2021
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dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team
Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.
by JJSkidz February 21, 2018
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A Gargle of Dicks

" A Gargle of Dicks " refers to a gathering of dicks, as such the same sort of term one would use to describe a gathering of dragons ( A Bonfire of Dragons )
" Ya know the other day I went to the spa, but damn it was just a gargle of dicks. "

There where three cowboys set to square off in a ballet of blood, but with only through it could not be considered a gargle of dicks.
by RawFeNriS1 February 20, 2025
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sliver dick

The odd feeling you get after mastubating.
I watched so much porn last night. I had such a sliver dick.
by JuggKnot November 7, 2015
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Dick out

When your penis is pulled out or falls out of your clothing
She wanted to see it so I pulled my dick out
by Goozoozfrabaa September 8, 2019
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