To allow for your grandfather (usually older than 87) to rub one out on the couch while drinking a margarita and watching the godfather
by NotyouraverageJoe’slover5112 June 17, 2025
Get the Dirty Lillymug. by Bigolblicky March 27, 2023
Get the Dirty cheesesteakmug. by Freakypapakeifer June 8, 2022
Get the Dirty Leeannamug. by Screwed up Chris February 25, 2019
Get the Dirty Sihinmug. When a man you met on craigslist to experiment with your newly discovered furry fetish slaps you across the face with his peanut butter coated 12 inch shlong in his basement dressed as a clown and twists your cat tail butt plug counter clockwise until he rams you with a well lubed king sized eggplant while reciting bible scripture.
by urhotpocketsareready May 6, 2020
Get the Dirty Nethanelmug. That thing where you jerk off a dozen guys, two at a time; until they’ve all finished, or you dislocate your shoulders-whichever comes first
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
Get the Dirty Dozen Circle Jerkmug. by jkkekekekekejedjjfjr September 11, 2021
Get the dirty triscmug.