man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore
by arkenbarben September 23, 2020
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This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
This is when the shit has hit the fan and every mother fucker in the room has shit on their face.
Everyone and everything is fucked
Jesus Jenny, you lost our life savings gambling in Vegas, fucked a wild Mexican and shat down your leg whilst giving a hobo a blow... Fuck a cat in a basket!
by younginvestor September 24, 2020
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Get the Fuck-knuckle mug.guy1: shit dude you gotta help me
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked
guy2:what happened?
guy1:i liked my ex girlfriends Facebook pics by accident and she has started texting me again
guy2:shit dude you're fucked
by if you read this you're gay122 September 26, 2020
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