Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.

“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”

by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025

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dick

from what you make cum come out

dude 1: hey dude 2 can you see my dick
dude 2: yes i can see your dick
dude 1: ok

by mewsem November 8, 2022

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Siamese Dick

When you become stuck together during sex. Can happen when using glue instead of lube or naturally.

Bob1: Hey Bob2, why is there a girl standing right in front of you?

Bob2: Oh, we have a siamese dick.

by MerpyMoo August 30, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

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Dick Mitt

A minx of a vagina.

I'm 150 lbs and I can catch a dong whenever I want with this hot dick mitt.

by Vshizzle July 12, 2015

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dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

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