Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
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by nobody else here May 27, 2018
Get the plush dickmug. Verb. The act of indulging in another's alcoholic beverage due to a desire to get fucked up but unwillingness to refill one's own drink.
by Amanda Drew April 20, 2018
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