Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.

"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."

by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021

Landen’s dick size

A male human with the name/nickname of “Landen” has a dick size of approximately 1.74 inches, according to an Oxford University study.

Hey look at that fuckboy Landen over there! Landen’s dick size of 1.74 inches. What a faggot!

by Yung Diarrhea April 27, 2022

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Dick Dizzy

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".

"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."

by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019

Small Dick Energy

Using your platform and followers to abuse females online

The blogger was regularly defeated Intellectually by a more qualified journalist woman so he went full small dick energy to attack her at every opportunity

by Seamus March 24, 2023

Dick

A person who looks up dick on urban dictionary.

"You're a dick."

by Soggytostr May 21, 2022