It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Get the Pickle Dick Fuck Cuntmug. Vacation dick is either
1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.
2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.
2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!
2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.
3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"
4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.
3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"
4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
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by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
Get the Shit dickmug. an underdeveloped third leg that grows from the mans groin. Becomes hard when the man is sexually attracted to something or someone
Guy 1: “BRO YOUR PENIS IS STICKING OUT”
Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner
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Guy 2: “that girl is giving me a boner
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