Dirty Assortment

Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.

"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"

by Boxjellyfish May 09, 2017

dirty tapestry

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

I finished on my girlfriend, giving her a dirty tapestry.

by FatFroLicker February 19, 2018

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.

He done did a dirty miles.

by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023

Dirty Leilo

A Person who fucks with you once and is so good that you’d never forget that night. But you can only get her one time

oh shit boy i think i got a dirty leilo

by musthavebeenyourmum April 14, 2020

super dirty Elin

It's when you fuck your dad's fest friend to get a kick out of him

"she's the one that did the super dirty Elin"

by Mommy's milk December 08, 2022

Dirty Orian

Orian’s Dark side(even more darker if he black like me)(just saying im an Orian)

“Yo orian watching hentai again.”
“Dirty Orian, Dirty...Dirty pig.”

by Itsyahboi_kidry2_jks.skinnype- May 06, 2020