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Dick dust

Pulling out at the peak of sex and/or masturbation, so one can “ejaculate” or “cum” onto a hard flat surface. Once the cum is dried take a credit card and scrape it into a pile/line commonly used for snorting drugs, give it to one of ur buddies and see their reaction to snorting your dick dust.
“Aw man did me dirty I’m finna make some dick dust to give him at the party tomorrow night”
by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022
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dick

a definition of the man's penis for a rude way
by fvrppdaxs October 30, 2023
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Ambi-dick-trous

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand
“which hand did she use
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”
by dixie rect July 23, 2018
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fric dick

That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.
by gunstavo July 5, 2022
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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Snot-Dick

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick
by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022
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Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.
John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick
by 6601 November 21, 2019
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