big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

dick wallied

basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier

“bro did we just get dick wallied”

by kmoneyyyyyy March 8, 2022

dick dung

A hot ass boy who's a little too full of himself

That dick dung sure is hot but he she thinks he's smarter and hotter

by Hoodie hands 987 April 27, 2021

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

Suck my dick

To tell someone to suck that small tiny goofy ahh dick

Jake: wanna spray paint

Fresh: suck my DICK NIGGA

by Niggerousnigga June 22, 2022

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023