Noodle dick

Noodle dick: when your dick cant get hard. A soft dick.

I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!

by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025

dick bun

When a mans “thing” is in between a woman’s two front “things”!!!

Or could be a last name of a person.

Unbelievable she gave me a dick bun last night...

by Dick Bun January 4, 2018

Big Dick Ove

One man whom's male genitals extends the universe average size and using it to have sexual intercourse in the capital of England, London.

Some may say that this "Big Dick Ove" is a mythological creature only existing in the minds of 10 year old girls, but scientists new research now suggests that this mysterious creature in fact does exist.

Guy 1 -Hey dude is that a Big Dick Ove?

Guy 2 - Nah man those don't exist.

Guy 1 -But i saw in Illustrerad Vetenskap that they have new evidence that they do.

Guy 2 -Holy shit dude take a photo.

by SuQMadDiQ February 22, 2018

Dick

He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.

He has a massive dick!

by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020

Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing

She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach

by Piezog June 9, 2016

Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.

Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service

by A. Neuman May 24, 2022