Skip to main content

Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones
Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night
by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022
mugGet the Tender Dickmug.

vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016
mugGet the vacation dickmug.

Dick City

by LazuliStar June 7, 2020
mugGet the Dick Citymug.

Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class
girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)
by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019
mugGet the Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)mug.

Smokin' Dick

when someone says something to lift the spirits of other but it just isn't possible in any given circumstances
"Yeah man I think the Bears could take it all the way this year."

"Yeah man I think your smokin' dick."
by SexHaver43 March 6, 2024
mugGet the Smokin' Dickmug.

Habitual Dick Jacker

A man who jacks his dick habitually.....
I haven’t had sex in a week... I feel like I’m a habitual dick Jacker.
by ***bacon*** June 7, 2018
mugGet the Habitual Dick Jackermug.

Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
mugGet the Keep your dick out of your mailboxmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email