weed

get you blowed lets smoke weed none zodiac related

rolling up weed

by Coalmining49 December 15, 2025

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Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

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Weed

The best shit humans have discovered
Something that fucks you up without actually fucking you up

Chill out Tyrone my nigga smoke some weed

by Andrew Tate Cheesy Bald Head January 4, 2026

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A woman whose chronic weed consumption has transformed her into a sluggish, unkempt, and vaguely ogre-shaped entity. Unlike cokeheads or methheads—who at least lose weight with their addictions—a Weed Ogre packs on the pounds, developing a signature round, puffy face. Known for their permanent stoner stare, questionable hygiene, and tendency to hibernate in dog hair and Dorito crumbs, they are the final evolution of the lazy, perpetually-high lifeform.

A true Weed Ogre can be identified by their horrendous, lung-destroying cough whenever they take a hit. A deep, guttural wheeze followed by a desperate, open-mouthed gasp for air—full pog face activated—as they flail for the nearest half-empty bottle of warm water, eyes watering like they just saw God.

Bro, I went over to Chad’s place and his girl was just posted up on the couch, surrounded by Taco Bell wrappers, smelling of bong water. Bitch didn’t even flinch when I walked in.
“Yeah man, he’s dating a full-blown Weed Ogre.”

by BigDogWalrus March 26, 2025

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Weed Party

Often held at Lenard's crib, a weed party consists of Marijuana smokage and Alc sippin (Alc is short for Alcohol). Occasionally there are some male on male ruffling in the kings bedroom, but only if star wars sounds are moaned during action.

Lenny is hosting a weed party this evening, everyone make sure to bring your own weed

by Adlai Reisser March 26, 2025

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