Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.

Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"

by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021

slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 9, 2008

weeding

The act of reading things TOTALLY UNRELATED to what you’re SUPPOSED to be reading or doing, but -- these other things -- they're so damn interesting or maybe distracting but ... let’s face it: you’re off in the weeds and you know it.

“I’d could have finished my 30 minutes of research this morning but I’ve been weeding for hours!”

by DanielNotDan February 24, 2023

Weed

the answer to all in this fucked up world of ours

chris smoked some weed and started having a full body orgasm

by stay fried January 19, 2021

Candied Weed

Weed soaked in tobacco Vape juice of your tastes. Bongsmoked or ingested. Ingestion will provide sustained dose of relaxation and focus.
Like a Spliff, only New.

Mom! I can't believe you put Candied Weed on my Cake!!
"Happy Birthday, Sugar"

by OhThanKevin September 27, 2021

weed colors

Weed colors are a term of how the state legalized its and how people smoke weed today, douchebag'Muhgey....I'm not high,are you.

"THOSE ARE TOTALLY WEED COLORS BRUH"

by Douchebag'Muhgey June 22, 2016