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BUS WANKER 

A person that takes the bus to and from work or school. someone who is generally to lazy to walk a short distance so they get the bus.

People on the bus will often get called bus wankers by people passing.

Old people will use the bus. just because it's free. Not because there lazy. they could run the marathon.
BUS WANKER by MR BUS WANKER October 6, 2009
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really annoying and a complete fatty
"omgosh! she is such a walser! UGH!
walser by *cat* May 18, 2006
A long haired hippie type. He loves to grow a long, wiry beard as well. He has a lot of strong opinions that he will always share with you. He is also a conspiracy theorist. Please don't get him started on Holidays, especially Christmas cause he hates them.
You: I love this time of year, all the Christmas lights and people smiling.

Walter: Bah-humbug.
Walter by Walter Educator December 9, 2010

Fat Wanker 

A great big fat nordic wanker
Fat Wanker by ME December 4, 2003

fat wacker 

a crummy sales item that is really a paddle made to beat the fat out of someones ass. invented by matt hudson.
coming to your town today, it's FAT-WACKER!!! ONLY $29.99!

bitch wanker

bitch wanker by The Buffy September 7, 2006

Willy Wanker 

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick
Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...
Willy Wanker by bigShmoke February 19, 2017