your uncle trap

Far worse than ur mum gay and ur dad lesbian

13 year old 1: “ur mum gay”
13 year old 2: “no u”
13 year old 1: “your uncle trap”
13 year old 2: *crying*

by mlp king March 15, 2018

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

by iced.milk May 11, 2018

ur uncle a cuckle

the biggest comeback ever.

"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies

by spamjam March 16, 2018

Ur uncle bi

It's an combination of texts like: Ur Mum Gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny

-Hey you ya wanker Ur mum Gay Ur dad lesbian and Ur Granny tranny
-Don't activate me
-I dare you

-UR UNCLE BI
(WHOLE UNIVERSE EXPLODES)

by Bart0sz May 12, 2018

Ur uncle is actual a bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun combined together in a shitfest

Person 1 "ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur son a nun"
Person 2 "ur uncle is actual a bisexual"
Person 1 *implodes, the sun has engulfed the whole system and is constantly feeding for more sources to over grow its size*

by Heyo im a guyo May 12, 2018

Your uncle dunkle

Worst than them all, Your uncle dunkle beats ALL.

Carl: Dude your sister a mister >:(
Me: Well Your uncle dunkle >:O
Carl:*cries*

by Vatful April 6, 2018

freindly uncle

an uncle that seems nice but fucks you instead

i need to escape from my freindly uncle

by daddys yeeter June 11, 2018