Twat-fucker

The worst nightmare of the world.

That dude is such a twat-fucker!

by The Anrkissed September 23, 2019

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015

Twat

A word that can only be utilised to maximum effect through the oral skills of hamis.

Hamis: You fucking twat.
Olivia: You fricking twat.

See. Hamis delivered it better

by Hamid27494 March 31, 2020

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

twat laugh

laughing at something for the sake of laughing

Someone talks
*Twat laughs*

by dsghfkjhsafhdsl October 4, 2018

Twat waffle

Zach is such a twat waffle

Zach is such a twat waffle

by Bongbuster August 17, 2022

moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby January 28, 2017