Purple viga

Death by having to many orgasms

John masturbated so much he had a purple viga

by Chickenfart678 March 10, 2015

Purple Passion Punch

Basically Everclear, plenty of water, and plenty of punch mix. Make the mix so it isn't too watery, too sweet, or too bitter. Basically, make it like 5 - 10 % alcohol, mostly water, and add about 5 - 15% punch. Adapt the recipe as needed.

Oh, it called Purple Passion Punch for a reason. It makes people more... passionate.

Especially the ladies, who generally weigh less then the guys.

Gal 1 - WOOO YEAH, THIS IS SO MUCH FUN *intense giggling, takes of shirt and swings it around*
Gal 2 - Whoa there, whats gotten into you?
Guy 1 - I think she had a bit too much Purple Passion Punch.

Guy 2 - *hic* Yeah, she needs to a.... *hic* I forgot. Not only is my bad memory a problem, my bad memory is a problem.

by Ol' Rocklike Rock March 27, 2015

Skyrain purple

A girl that is the happy-go-lucky type and is always optimistic. She is so optimistic in fact it gets to the point where it gets so annoying that you just want to shoot her in the face.

Person 1: Who's that optimistic girl over there?
Person 2: Oh it's just another one of those skyrain purple girls.
Person 1: What are you gonna do?
Person 2: *Pulls out shotgun* Shoot her in the face.

by imnotevenreal April 21, 2015

purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 19, 2015

purple puts

A slang term for Ambien because of its purple color tone and because it PUTS (Puts U To Sleep)

I took a few purple puts to get some sleep I've had insomnia for the past few days

by Mark Wayne July 10, 2015

Purple Tulips

A vaginal hickey.

Based off the assertion that a vagina has "two lips". Usually occurs after a champ performs oral for a record amount of time, or suction to the labia minora.

Bae got a Brazilian wax today, she's getting purple tulips tonight!

by KD Darling July 8, 2016

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016