clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 02, 2020
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Clown Stuffing

When a clown gets stuffed by other clowns
"God, that clown stuffing last night was wonderful"
by Clowns LTD February 12, 2021
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clown sober

Similar to Cali sober, where a person doesn’t drink or use hard drugs, but instead of weed being the only substance they partake in, they only do whip-it’s.
My boy hasn’t had a drink in a few months but he hit the whip it at the party last night, so weird

Nah dude he’s just clown sober
by doomanddumber January 19, 2023
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Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.
Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off
by shartacus October 07, 2022
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crimson clown face

when a guy eats her out while she's on her period.
Driving home, looks in the rearview mirror and sees "Licko the Clown" also known as crimson clown face.
by luckybastd July 12, 2009
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Slappin the Clown

"Timmy just got caught slappin the clown by his mother!"
by SuspiciousSushi April 14, 2017
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tugballs the clown

a goofy silly zesty bungy clown, he filled his veins with type 17 heroine and starting touching children
"hey man, you saw that clown movie tugballs the clown?"
"Nah man, but i heard some bike horn outside earlier"
"uh oh"
by alt account November 08, 2022
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