Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018
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Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.
I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!
by Kloppersfloppers April 02, 2019
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Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks
by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020
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Chris Brown a Bitch

When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.
Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna
by glickman April 08, 2009
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Chris Burke Cocktail

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
by 6622867994 September 12, 2009
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going chris brown

When a person gets mad to the point of getting violent.
he was just joking when Burt started going Chris Brown.
by Sonnyson March 12, 2009
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Chris Publicover

He does stuff.
Chris Publicover caber tosses a duck across a waterfall.

He is doing stuff.
by Rosie Bloomfield November 15, 2010
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