real.

Something used by people who have no friends to describe a serious situation that they think is funny which it usually is.

: my dad died.
: real.

by Anderson Doom November 5, 2022

Real juicy juice

When a man ejaculates into someone's mouth and pours a juice packet into the mouth and the second person swishes it around in the mouth.

Last night was such a good time with my girl. We made the real juicy juice and it turned her tongue purple.

by SaucyFartTart69999 October 15, 2022

Real One

1. A person who is authentic when learning a language.
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).

Jiwon is a real one, she’s learning French to actually move to Paris next year. Even her phone is in French.

by realonesonlybabbel September 2, 2025

real

if you say "real" it means your name is raelynn and you are beautiful and perfect

person 1. real
person 2. oh you must be a girl named raelynn

by gangg. May 7, 2023

Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game

Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.

by Billy big boy April 9, 2022

the real stuff is in the shed

When the worst/best is yet to come.

- You think this is bad ? Well the real stuff is in the shed !

by Ima Potato June 1, 2024

Real one

Contrary to people here saying its someone who’d anything for you. Its someone who just tells the truth when it matters, high moral character, alive, opposite of a npc. Is not conniving or calculating, connects closely with other real ones. Fearless.

That whistle blower is a real one, He could have sold us out but hes a real one. Hes a real one, he wont cheat to win, he knows itd make the win meaningless, hes a real one. Everyone loves him, hes a top dog, hes a real one.

by Dgh1818 October 27, 2025