Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

Burn Concern

The wildfires (in California during November of 2018, or any other like wildfires in history) that have destroyed forested areas, vehicles, homes and everything else in its path, killing many and causing the disappearance of many more, as well as poisoned the air, at a devastating and seemingly unstoppable rate.

This Burn Concern, or any other, needs to be contained immediately. This is too sad and scary with which to deal right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Burning the Sock

Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.

Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.

"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"

by Scrumdiddly Daddily Doo January 21, 2025

wolf burn

To have sex so violently that you are left with friction burns on your penis

Ohh man. That was a wild ride. I'm suffering from wolf burn

by jijuhyjgduiydch September 4, 2016

Burning bush

When you need to shave but don’t have a lot of time, you perform a burning bush, lighting fire to your pubes and watch them burn away like a forest fire

Shit, Des is going to be here in 5 minutes and I haven’t even shaved! I’m going to have to pull a burning bush!

by No giggling August 1, 2019

Chinese rope-burn

1. Chinese burn performed by a rope or someone giving someone else a Chinese burn while using rope.
2. When a rope pulls your skin while giving you rope burn.

'This harness is giving me Chinese rope-burn.'

by LailynDarkskySeafoam February 9, 2023

red and burning

It’s means it’s a turn on

Luke- she gets me red and burning

by greengrape25 February 15, 2024