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Willis

Willis is a small town in texas just north of Conroe. Where teenagers pretend to be country/ rednecks. Where all the hoes go to willis high school. The main attraction is super krogers. Walnut cove
Him: I'm from willis, Texas

Her: Where?
Him: don't worry about it
by Torpedo July 26, 2017
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Free Willy

When you self-fellate, cum in your own mouth, then spit it in the air as you jump over a young child shouting "FREE WILLY" causing the cum to land on your own back as you do it
Last night I was bored of shagging Barbara so I decided to give myself the old "Free Willy" with her son Joseph.

It was amazing!
by RichterBlowhole July 30, 2021
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Free Willy

When forward deployed during operation Cobra Gold, a Marine chooses to swim into the open ocean and whilst either frog kicking or back stroking begins to evacuate bowels into said body of water.
Hey cpl Marine is Free willying! What nasty little bandini piggy
by J^2mafia July 24, 2023
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dirty willy

a dirty willy is when you push someone that is in a wheelchair down either a flight of stairs of a hill more commonly a flight of stairs.
max: "oi Jacob should we dirty willy this old cunt?"
Jacob: "aha yes mate lets get this guy!"
by charliebigboyb October 2, 2021
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Chilly Willy

When a partner does not know what a blow job is, so they literally blow on your penis, hence making your penis "chilly"
"man Mildred had no clue how to give head, so she gave me a chilly willy"
by Analtickler September 5, 2016
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willy

"one time i was at my friend William's house enjoying a splendid cup of tea, and then his hooker came out of the room and pulled down his pants exposing his willy. it was microscopic"
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 9, 2019
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Macky willy

A loser who sucks at cod and HAS to run 300 hurdles bahahaha whata bum
Me: imagine being a bum, that would suck

Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck
by Nomackywillysallowed February 26, 2020
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