Lazy cunt

A person who does nothing and gets away with everything.

The boy Nathan said to Ryan "you fucking lazy cunt!"

by UNKNOWN_AMERICA_NFL November 17, 2014

cunt jackula

An uncommon sex act where a man reaches in to a girls vagina while he already has his penis inserted and masturbates himself. Similar to the turfucken only generally more dangerous as a mans hand will usually be larger than a females. Requires that the woman be very dilated or the man be very forceful. Named after the Transylvanian porn star who was the first to use this move on film, Count Jackula aka Rod the Impaler.

Johnny had been reading the forbidden version of the kama sutra, and waited until he had already fisted Suzy a few times before attempting the cunt jackula. She didn't seem to mind him jacking himself off inside her, in fact she seemed a little bored. He tried to spice things up for the sake of their marriage but in the end she just didn't find him that attractive any longer.

by Agutuk March 6, 2009

cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.

Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.

by Der Komisar November 15, 2009

cunt of cops

the collective noun for a group or gathering of more than 2 uniformed police officers.

Me: "Carefull mick, we cant meet on the normal corner there's a cunt of cops having their morning coffee break."
OR
The flock of seagulls flew over and shat on the cunt of cunt.

by frankeejace June 24, 2015

nut cunt

A nut case of the cunt variety. Typically one who lets their crazy cunt ways impinge on the lifestyles of others.

Yo, Jacob Aronson is a huge nut cunt

by jecomeon October 29, 2010

Cunt pimple

An asshole, douchenozzle, douchebag, twat, bitch, or jerk off who trolls a page and creates chaos and annoys the admin. Made popular by Lady Face on Sarcasm 101: Bitch With a Blog via fb
Also known as a penis wrinkle and the worst kinds of trolls are infected cunt pimples

Justin is a trolling little cunt pimple with nothing better to do.

Serpentia crazy pants is a cunt pimple with her 72 law degrees in 97 countries the loony bitch.

by Lady Face February 3, 2014

Rookie Cunt

Girl who is not yet a cunt but well on the way

Sarah is such a rookie cunt she has made out with 3 guys in the last week

by Lexii-mckayy December 28, 2008