by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016
Get the cheese umbrellamug. When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018
Get the Dick Cheesemug. When a person is eating something with warm cheese and there is a string like dangling remain of dried cheese that is in the form of a pubic hair.
by Dome llano March 18, 2014
Get the cheese pubemug. the cheese that reigns supreme over the Cheese Kingdom. He wears a crown of mozzerella, cheddar, and swiss.
by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 6, 2004
Get the Cheese Kingmug. by alibaba92 March 3, 2011
Get the kicking cheesemug. by NotACheeseSniffer900 January 10, 2021
Get the Easy Cheesemug. That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.
“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“
by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017
Get the scalp cheesemug.