A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals
The Texas rangers suck dick!!
by Beenerboi200 November 08, 2019
by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020
A memedroid user. He cries if his memes are rejected. He cries so much he puts a new term to cry baby
by Megaworp January 05, 2022
What a practicer of voodoo claims after leaving said creepy lifestyle behind and moving far away north near da Canadian border.
Maybe it is indeed true dat all my hexes live in Texas, but I still hafta use six-sided wrenches to adjust/install/remove ordinary bolts and nuts.
by QuacksO June 27, 2023
Job: I heard Tina is going to Texas, she’s getting that Texas abortion?
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she didn’t have a passport to get to Mexico so they stopped at the clinic on their way home from vacation.
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
Job: I heard Tina and her boyfriend stopped through Texas on their way home from vacation.
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
Jack: yea, she doesn’t have a passport to get it done in Mexico so they decided to get a cheap Texas abortion
by Barenakedchicken January 12, 2021
That ugly-looking walking motion black Texas teenagers make in the school cafeteria by rocking their hips up and down like sum black folk dance, look like a penguin if a penguin from the ghetto, also followed by that flaw face they make that look like they tired about that life, like they about that sum sums. Usually done by black school athletes. Look like a old woman tryna waltz with rhythm
I saw a hudley walker entering the cafeteria like he about summa that life. We call that the Texas Hudley Walking
by Urbane and Dictive October 20, 2022