During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.
by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008
Get the texas softballmug. When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
Get the West Texas Singlemug. When the female partner wears a prosthetic penis and the male partner rides her until he cums on her bellybutton
by Haylhytler August 12, 2025
Get the Texas horseridingmug. Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 20, 2014
Get the Texas saddlemug. (from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot
by whatsawatermelon4 December 7, 2018
Get the I thought Texas was supposed to be hotmug. The Texas starfish is a sexual act that involves the lady being tied up in a star shape and getting violently fucked
by Fuckherrightnthapussy April 10, 2023
Get the Texas starfishmug. Texas is the best state in the U.S.A., and is more American than America. Texas has a lot of state pride, and they love football. Don’t forget that Oklahoma is terrible in every way.
“God bless Texas”
by AnderWasTaken July 21, 2023
Get the Texasmug.