Not Talking To Kai Syndrome

u are unable to talk to Kai (me) for a long period of time which results in u being cranky,emotional,distressed, anxious and just flat out depressed. This syndrome will not leave your body untill you send Kai a pic of your Calcium cannons when you get home.

Angeli is going to suffer through Not Talking To Kai Syndrome during that camping trip

by DefinetelyNotKai July 10, 2023

goose taking off

The act of leaning far forward whilst sitting on the toilet to help ease out a particularly difficult/large stool

“Mate that was terrible, I’m all backed up, it was so bad I was leaning forward like a goose taking off trying to squeeze that one out”

by TheAntiDote2019 July 11, 2023

Front Talking

Back Talking, but front.

remember you cant back answer only front talking

by The Squiggle Human of Wonder July 30, 2023

Shit Talking

@itzzlxdyyyy

I told you If you look up “shit talking” IM THE DEFINITION 🤣

by yun6d3liqu3n7 August 8, 2023

National talking stage day

Invite your talking stage on a date and celebrate almost being in a relationship.

Jimmy: Emily let's go celebrate we are in a talking stage
Emily: why today?
Jimmy: it's national talking stage day!!

by National.day October 2, 2023

Tilley Tanking

When you're so low on diesel that even a tenner won't move the needle on the guage.

I'm not sure I'm going to make it to the meeting without fillling up, I'm Tilley Tanking

by Theyellowdartsmith November 21, 2023

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023