Mando simp

someone who love the Mandalorian way to much

hey look mr mando is a mando simp

by Someone not named gnome December 03, 2021

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

kurumi._.simp

Some mf with mid ass opinions that is still cute but still has mid ass opinions

Man kurumi._.simps content sucks

by Nolan._.knight May 25, 2021

Michael Chen simp

Someone who simps. And I mean simps for Michael Chen 100%.
They love McPlayGt with all their heart.

Person 1: Yoooo have you seen McPlayGt’s recent tiktok?
Person 2: No, but are you a Michael Chen Simp?

Person 1: hahah, how did you know?

by suka<3 January 19, 2021

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 24, 2020

simp nye

the good type of nye. the one that cares.

Person one: “Hey have you seen simp nye”
Person two: “yeah, she said she really cares for you”

by kasuaIty September 25, 2020

pouf simp

a tiktoker that is obsessed with pouf

did you see pouf simp tiktok post?? they are obsessed with pouf

by fakeorange24 July 05, 2021