Retard

a word that offends little wokies. (wokies are things that cant live and are constantly on conversational life support, being lil cunts)

-lol i saw a retard just now.
-where?
-there!
-oh, that!

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

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Retard

A disabled person, or a word you call your friends when they are being dumb.

“HEY IDIOT STOP BEING A RETARD”

by WAisehwhsh August 14, 2018

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Retard

Donald Trump

"It will start getting cooler, you just watch"- Donald Trump

"I wish scientists could agree with you"

"I don't think science knows actually"

Uh oh, retard alert.

by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021

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Retard

The Karen's at the grocery store who refuse to wear a mask because the string scratches their bald heads.

Girl 1: is she wearing a mask
girl 2: no
Girl 1: what a retard

by Youafaghommy October 2, 2020

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Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.

Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2025

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Time Retardation

When you ask someone if they've done something which you know they haven't and then as they're answering they do the thing you're asking them to do.

Dad: "Molly, is your seat belt on?"

Teenage Daughter: "uh, yes. . ." she says as she puts Iphone down and tries to sneak it on without Dad knowing.

Dad: "No its not."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it IS!"
Dad: "It wasn't when I asked."
Teenage Daughter: "Yes it WAS!!!!"
Dad: "Oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of TIME RETARDATION."
Teenage Daughter: eye roll, back to Iphone to snap-chat about how retarded her dad is.

by Albino Whino July 10, 2018

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