Purple Berliner

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart

"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "

by PenileSage February 7, 2010

Purple kane

Purple dick

He has a purple kane

by Dr wankinyoureye May 30, 2021

Purple

The color of grass- also a definition to prove someone wrong

Just because I say the grass is purple, doesn't mean it's true

by Drwilson23 April 26, 2022

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

purple lion

When a woman wraps a man’s scrotum around the shaft (the mane) and cuts off the circulation (causing it to turn purple) while giving a handjob.

Oh yeah, I know Susan, she gave me a purple lion.

by Louis CK Lookalike September 7, 2023

Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel October 14, 2011

bag of purple

A bag of weed

The college student bought a bag of purple from the janitor.

by Hood pizza June 14, 2016