Purple cobra

One who thinks (s)he is cool but in reality is not; ranks above poons and unterpoons

George W. Bush is a purple cobra

by Kingmaker May 16, 2006

Purple Man

Purple Man is someone who doesn't take sides. They rep for both the bloods, and the crips.

Andreas: Eh jason, who you reppin, bloods or crips?

Jason: I'm a Purple Man, I reppin for both the bloods, and crips, yo.

by TearFall October 22, 2006

Purple Rain

Purple Rain is a sexual act much like a Golden Shower, except the woman committing this act is on her period.

Guy at pornography store - "Excuse me, does this film have any Golden Shower scenes in it?"

Video clerk - " No bro but it has a crazy Purple Rain scene in it!"

by Miss Metal Heels August 6, 2010

purple football

Eggpress's testicle ottoman which is purple in color and football in shape.

Oh great nut! Have you ever seen such a large ball?!
Calm down my son, tis only the purple football of our small friend, Eggpress.

by eggpress1 September 5, 2006

purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

Purply

When something is not quite purple

If something was purply red, it would be not quite purple or red

by Dolphin Crabapple December 17, 2008

Purple Clam

No we have an opposite of blue balls... Purple clam. Girl's get to have a phrase for being horney, desperate, pissed off for not getting laid, and having sexual frustration.

Hey girlfriend, how was your night? Oh it was terrible after not getting any I totally got purple clam.

by Kiss2113 September 22, 2012